No Way Out 2011 Preview!

Honor no marketing catchphrases, kids. Join me and the good people of Germany for a pay per view exravaganza that is most certainly not called Elimination Chamber!
Quick one this week since I have less than a half hour til it starts. On to the matches:

Smackdown Elimination Chamber
Edge vs. Rey Mysterio vs. Wade Barrett vs. Kane vs. Drew McIntyre vs. ???
Ain't no way this is any less than six dudes. I'm picking Dolph as the sixth entrant but not the winner.

Winner: Edge
My Pick: Eh, Edge, why not


No Stakes Whatsoever
Kofi Kingston vs. Alberto Del Rio
Alberto squashes the competition on the road to Wrestlemania.

Winner: Albertooooooo
My Pick:.....Del RRRRRRRRRRRRiiiiiiiiioooooooo


WWF Tag Team Championship
Santino Marella & Vladimir Kozlov vs. Justin Gabriel & Heath Slater
This should be fun, actually. Don't expect a title change here.

Winner: Team Santino
My Pick: The same

WWF Championship
Jerry "the King" Lawler vs. The Miz
Now THIS is the one I'm interested in. If there's ever a time to pull the trigger on an awesome "old guy beats the odds and wins the title" storyline, it's now.

Winner: The Miz
My Pick: Jerry Lawler


Raw Elimination Chamber
John Cena vs. Randy Orton vs. John Morrison vs. R-Truth vs. CM Punk vs. Sheamus
Probably the main event, and it seems like they have to put Cena over, right? After Rocky's surprise vivisection of him Monday, I'm really hoping they surprise us here and give us Cena-Rock at Mania.

Winner: John Cena
My Pick: John Morrison

Overall: Two Chambers, a fun title match, and Wrestlemania is next month. What more do you want? ORDER THIS.

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